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lunes, 6 de abril de 2009

Artefacto

Estoy de vacaciones. Como cuando uno está de vacaciones yo no soy una excepción y me pongo a hacer actividades propias de vacaciones.
Hoy me he comprado un artefacto. No me ha costado muy caro (es lo que pretendía). Pero sus efectos son devastadores. Al principio causa un leve efecto de emoción, de ilusión, al verlo en su envoltorio. Seguidamente despierta todo el ingenio del cual uno puede atesorar. La siguiente fase es la de la musculatura, ejercita la fuerza muscular y la pericia en el manejo de las herramientas. Más adelante viene la fase de la desesperación, la cual va en aumento a medida que va pasando el rato. Un poco más de fuerza muscular, una pizca más de pericia en el manejo y bastántes dosis más de desesperación llevan a la última fase: la fase del orgullo. Ese momento en el cual la masculinidad aflora sensiblemente y hace a uno sentirse bien. Es el momento en el que uno se halla en la cima del mundo y puede cenar sabiendo que se lo ha ganado.

Falta decir de qué se trata dicho artilugio. Es un armario zapatero, de esos de automontaje.

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